by The Funnies
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids
together to ask which one should have the present.
"Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"
Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy."
Why I'm Really Tired!
On Christmas afternoon, the Pastor's wife dropped into an easy chair saying, "Boy! Am I ever tired."
Her husband looked over at her & said, "I had to conduct two special services last night, three today, & give a total of five sermons. Why are you so tired?"
"Dearest," she replied, "I had to listen to all of them."
•A minister was scheduled to address a luncheon club. During the meal, the frustrated program chairperson bustled up to advise, "Something's gone wrong with the sound system. You'll have to speak up, preacher. The agnostics in this room are just terrible."
•Support our church rummage sale: a good opportunity to get rid of anything not worth keeping but too good to throw away. Bring your husband.
•Newburg Church tries to assist in serving a luncheon for the families of church members who have died immediately following the funeral.
•We invite everyone to our church, no matter what their demonination.
The Difference Between Right and Wrong
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong...
"All right children, let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his billfold with all his money, what would I be?"
Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts out,
"You'd be his wife!"
A sign in an Abilene church proclaimed: ‘If you have troubles, come in and tell us about them. If you don't have troubles, come in and tell us how you do it.'
As posted on The Funnies, a Christian humor and devotional e-mailing