Three boys in a school yard were bragging about their dads......

The first boy said, "My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper; he calls it a poem, and he gets $50."

The second boy says, "That's nothing. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper; he calls it a song, and he gets $100."

The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper. He calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"